I'm back! I said I needed peace and quiet, but you can never keep me down. To cheer myself up, I'm going to list female names that I would never call myself by:
1) Yolanda -- sounds like (a) a female version of Yoda and (b) a stout, freckled, repressed Swiss farm girl yodelling from some high mountains overgrown with the kind of herbs that goes into Ricola candy
2) Hannah/Mandy/Gina-- sounds like somebody's repressed nanny who has too much milk
3) Pauline -- sounds like sombody's repressed (OK, I'm joking) mum and female version of Paul, which in turns sounds like somebody who has greasy, slicked-back hair, salon tan, and a thick gold chain with unbuttoned shirt to show off hairy chest
4) Mary/Regina/Jane/Shirley/Bridget/Alice/Josephine-- sounds like somebody's eccentric and erm, repressed aunt who smothers you with hugs and pinches your cheek like, well, clothes pegs
5) Emily/Margaret/Joanne--reminds me of those repressed governesses in English novels. Possibly homicidal.
2 comments:
Your Grandma's name is Pauline... you are so rude...
Err..., I meant Paulette. That's it, Paulette!
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